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the-chubby-nerd:

Story time:

While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift.

Close to the end of my shift, I remembered this bag of pennies, so I took it out and counted it out. 7 cents.

My coworker came up and started talking to me while I was doing this, so we chatted, the entire time, this tiny bag of pennies in my hand.

Meanwhile, one of my managers sees me and my coworker talking over this bag, immediately thinks that it’s drugs, yells, and grabs both of us and drags us to the back room.

So, we’re sitting there, me clutching this bag of pennies in my fist, while my manager gets my GM on the phone, yelling about how we were “trading drugs during our shift” and “endangering ourselves and other in the workplace.”

Within 10 minutes, my GM was there, papers in hand to terminate our employment, talking about how they should call the cops. I started crying, cause they wouldn’t let me get a word in edge-wise, my coworker was actually texting his dad the entire time, trying to get them to come fight for him.

It wasn’t until the GM asked what drug they were that they finally let me talk.

So, while I was sobbing, I opened my hand and dropped the bag in my manager’s hand.

And he bursts out laughing.

Within seconds I had explained everything, the pennies, the situation, everything.

I almost got fired and arrested over 7 pennies.

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knowbs:

impeccabletasteinmusic:

Ke$ha | Timber (2014 Solo Version)

Finally!!!!!!!!!!

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fruitjuiceriot:

My daughter is big into Pokémon, so I went searching. And struck gold!

Makibird-Stitching has a large number of Pokémon Cross Stitch patterns in their DeviantArt gallery. Lovely work with some stitched examples to show the finished product.

They have patterns from other fandoms as well (Mario, Disney, FF, etc.). Definitely worth checking out!

(via papergabe)

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pokemonmasterkimba:

This group finally came together and I couldn’t be happier! It’s definitely my biggest accomplishment for a group to date, with 24 girls and we even got some of our friends to join us last minute which was really neat! :) The fact that they’re all my designs is a weird experience for me and it’s a little overwhelming… xD

Not all the photos are up yet but here are some of my favorites of the ones I found. I hope you enjoy!

Cosplayers

Alice- Marie
Ana- thearctictale - Arctictale(FB)
Ariel- cassierolee - Cassierole(FB)
Aurora- NyankoChi Cosplay(FB)
Belle- Ginger Quinzel(FB)
Cinderella- Artisticpsyco Cosplay(FB)
Charlotte- raindrop-cosplay - Raindrop Cosplay(FB)
Eilonwy- Rahze Works(FB)
Elsa- Rukia Hitachiin Cosplay(FB)
Esmeralda- water-tribe-swaggah - Almost Legit Cosplay(FB)
Jane- defenderdev - Defender Dev(FB)
Jasmine- Phavorianne(FB)
Kida- ICosplayInsanity(FB)
Meg- pokemonmasterkimba - Kimba Sprite Cosplay(FB)
Merida- bridgottogelato - Gelato Cosplay(FB)
Minnie- Purple Tulip(FB)
Mulan- Mei-chan
Pocahontas- brixyfire - Brixyfire(FB)
Rapunzel- shannuckles - ShannonAlise(FB)
Sally- Almost Legit Cosplay (FB)
Snow White- Ashpash Cosplay(FB)
Tiana- Simone
Tinkerbell- Maid of Might Cosplay(FB)
Vanellope- antiaichan - Anti Ai-chan Cosplay(FB)

Adam(Beast)- Adam, Ginger Quinzel’s hubby
Milo- Elijah
Peter Pan- Emerald Archer Cosplay(FB)
Ralph- Greg

Photos are by Ben Rogers Photography and Richard Arbuckle

A group of 24! That is serially impressive

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daddyhole:

this year i was

  • trash

next year i hope to be

  • hella trash
  • possibly a trash king ?

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hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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Black Swan (2010)

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estpolis:

wandeporring:

estpolis:

MYSTERY SMASH 4 SILHOUETTE SHOWN…. WHO COULD IT BE?? NOBODY TRULY KNOWS

It’s Nintendo Game and Watch first character. you’re not a real gamer if you don’t know Nintendo origins.

what are you talking about? no ones ever seen this character before. no ones truly sure who it actually is, we’ll have to wait and see who it is. 

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peterdicicco:

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riderjetfire:

Best moment in the whole series.

The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings.

In an alternate reality where “The Last Airbender” movie was good, I like to believe that in the Book 2 movie, they cast Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as The Boulder without a lick of irony.

Kickstarter to redo the Avatar the Last Airbender movie, and then have the second one with The Rock in it for this reason because THAT’S THE BEST FUCKING IDEA ANY FANDOM HAS EVER HAD

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morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

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